TVB,盛女愛作戰百萬觀眾,及狗仔隊 – 他媽的

April 26, 2012

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我知道掀起全香港熱話的 “盛女愛作戰” Bride Wannabes (十集 YouTube) 已經有很多坊間迴響與批評,英文虎報的文章“Hitched to a star”亦有很詳細報導。所以我亦不重複這些觀點,而只想與 TVB電視台及節目製作人,《盛女愛作戰》的上百萬電視觀眾,及狗仔隊分享幾句話。

我不知道怎樣可以有禮貌地批評,所以讓我借喜劇創作者 Ricky Gervais 在 Extras 批評  reality TV (真人實境秀), 電視觀眾, 和paparazzi (狗仔隊)的說話。

  1.  And fuck you, the makers of this show, as well!  [他媽的電視節目製作人/公司“, 
  2. And fuck you for watching this at home.  [他媽的家庭電視觀眾]”,
  3. You’re literally the gutter press. [你們根本就是坑渠記者。]

以下是 Ricky Gervais 在 Extras 的批評摘錄(及短片),

They [paparazzi (狗仔隊)] follow us round, and that makes people think we’re important, and that makes us think we’re important. […] If they stopped following us round taking pictures of us, people wouldn’t […] care, they’d get on with something else! They’d get on with their lives. You open the paper, and you see a picture of Lindsay Lohan getting out of a car, and the headline is, “Cover up, Lindsay, we can see your knickers!” Course you can see her knickers [底褲]; your photographer is lying in the road, pointing his camera up her dress, to see her knickers! You’re literally the gutter press. [你們根本就是坑渠記者。] [loudly, into his microphone]

And fuck you, the makers of this show, as well!  [他媽的電視節目製作人/公司You can’t wash your hands of this, you can’t keep going, “Oh, it’s exploitation but it’s what the public want!” No! [Maggie watches openmouthed] The Victorian freak show never went away. Now it’s called Big Brother. Or The X Factor, where in the preliminary rounds, we wheel out the bewildered to be sniggered at by multi-millionaires. And fuck you for watching this at home.  [他媽的家庭電視觀眾] [Gestures to the cameras] Shame on you. And shame on me. I’m the worst of all, ’cause I’m one of these people that goes, “Oh, I’m an entertainer. It’s in my blood.” Yeah, it’s in my blood ’cause a real job’s too hard. I would’ve loved to’ve been a doctor; Too hard, didn’t want to put the work in. Love to be a war hero; I’m too scared.”

Amazing Scene From Extras Christmas Special

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盛女愛作戰 以五位《盛女》《剩女》的感情路為娛樂

April 26, 2012

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Here are the 10 episodes of “盛女愛作戰Bride Wannabes. And repost of the Apple Daily article 盛女熱潮意料中事 – 2012年04月22日. See my critique of the TV series “TVB,盛女愛作戰百萬觀眾,及狗仔隊 – 他媽的”.

盛女熱潮意料中事 – 2012年04月22日
陳志雲去年為無綫策劃的《盛女愛作戰》,掀起全城熱話,志雲坦言是意料中事,他說:「呢個係好 universal嘅題目,男女相處問題一定係共同話題。」有人認為節目做媒作假,但志雲力撐:「以我所認知冇任何作假做媒,因為岑應係新聞出身,唔會做媒。但從純粹一個新聞片製作,係有個爭議性喺度,你拍一個紀錄片,純粹係嗰件事發生,唔係你令到件事發生,佢哋參加聚會係你安排,但今次唔係新聞公共事務節目,亦冇隱瞞大家,所以係個幾有趣嘅論點。」

「我唔擺上市場」
有人認為節目一味鼓勵女性包裝自己來結識異性,似乎流於表面,忽略真正愛情,志雲說:「有呢啲睇法絕對好,大家可以拎出嚟討論,係咪鼓吹見仁見智,所以《光明頂》都有邀請聲討呢個節目嘅朋友嚟,討論越廣泛,大家得益越多。」
原來《盛女》名字曾多次改動,本曾考慮過用《剩女》,但節目編導岑應認為應尊重參賽者,故最終改為盛放的盛。近日有網民將節目名改為《盛女愛作賤》,志雲哈哈大笑說:「網民好有創意,其實我同班參賽者飯敍當日,我有提佢哋要心理上武裝起嚟,要有心理準備會有好多報道同網民講嘅嘢,你鍾意同唔鍾意都會有。我就真係天真咗少少,冇諗過狗仔隊會跟佢哋,亦冇提過社交網絡係咁起佢哋個底。」
話說回來,志雲其實也是盛男,對此志雲哈哈笑說:「如果你話盛放個盛就絕對唔係,因為自己冇乜優越嘅地方,賣剩嘅意思就絕對係。不過,我又唔覺自己係剩,因為我根本唔想賣,我都唔擺上市場,又何來剩呢?」

盛女愛作戰 第一集

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