假如我有魔法或超能力 – (兩周一聚 23)

假如我有超能力,我要可以同用世界各種語言與不同的人溝通。加上有可以知道他們心底的意思和想的事的能力。

這種超能力可以用來做生意、調解糾紛甚而減少戰爭,都好好用。

年輕點時想過如果有些異國靚女朋友,我的法語、俄語、德語、等等都會好有進步。不過現在老了,都係發發夢,等等這種超能力好了。 :)

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15 Responses to 假如我有魔法或超能力 – (兩周一聚 23)

  1. […] Kempton …年輕點時想過如果有些異國靚女朋友,我的法語、俄語、德語、等等都會好有進步。不過現在老了,都係發發夢,等等這種超能力好了。 … […]

  2. Haricot says:

    >> … 年輕點時想過如果有些異國靚女朋友,我的法語、俄語、德語、等等都會好有進步。

    I have to laugh when I read the above. Now there are several 兩周一聚 friends among us who can testify whether that is true or not !!!

  3. hevangel says:

    Why stop at telepathy? Why not mind control?

  4. kempton says:

    Horrace,

    ha ha, telepathy. :) Ultimately, the problem with your suggestion is “control” which implies me imposing my will on others. I would rather understand others prospective (via language and understand their intentions) and try to come to something win-win.

  5. michelle says:

    hey Haricot, why do you ask ? you should have experience already ;)

    • kempton says:

      Hey Haricot & Michelle,

      I think I am missing some private coded messages. :) I guess I am too proper and too polite to ask about the nationalities of your spouses. Of course, you are welcome to share what you wish.

      I am listening.

  6. michelle says:

    oh no no no there’s no private code… sorry having misleaded there… i actually don’t know anything about our dear Haricot… just a guessing :P

  7. kempton says:

    ha ha, it proves that I don’t have the special power of “可以知道他們心底的意思”. :) It will save a lot of confusions! :)

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  9. 火羽 says:

    年輕點時想過如果有些異國靚女朋友,我的法語、俄語、德語、等等都會好有進步–> This is a reason why I have studied English~

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  11. kempton says:

    火羽,

    Good to hear we think alike. :)

  12. Five Points says:

    Well, my problem is that no matter which language I speak, I still can’t get females to understand my point. And of course, whatever language a female speaks, I have no clue as well.

  13. kempton says:

    Five Points,

    Sometimes communications start from the heart, may be you can speak to the ladies with your heart and see what happen?

    By speaking from the heart, I don’t mean telling every cute girl you come across “wow, you are pretty” or “I really like you”, etc. I mean talk to them as you would talk to other men. Don’t be rude and no need to be overly eager.

    Good luck.

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