「兩周一聚」第十二期:怕

以下十四怕,你有幾多怕?

  1. 太胖(女士標準不一,多數多於她們健康體重的八成,女士就大叫自己己經太肥啦),太瘦(從未見過女士話自己太瘦,為什麼?),
  2. 太高 (當你7尺2時),太矮(當你4尺3時),
  3. 太窮(當你擔心兩餐時),太富有(當你被綁架時),
  4. 太醜(當你年輕仍然在乎時),太漂亮(當你被色狼捉住時),
  5. 太年輕(當你想駕駛車時),太老(當你病時),
  6. 太蠢(仍然在上學,考試就是一切時),太聰明(當別人(包括親朋)發現被你欺騙後),
  7. 太慢(當你在床上時),太快(當你在床上時)。

後記:太聰明不是”怕”,應該是”感到遺憾”。

記:你怕不怕“十三”“十四”?

今次齊齊來小心小心怕怕的有:  hevangel加燦The Man Who Loves Everton、Michelle、C9 讀與食athrunztzigane周游木棉 Simonlomichee軍師奶、Wiwinana、Zero、芸、mad dogSilverWanniHaricotchilli mommingmanfredBungy-ZoeVenus 維納斯南杏longqtcr洛言SherryMugen C揚眉女子

27 Responses to 「兩周一聚」第十二期:怕

  1. 笨豬 says:

    那麼快就出post 了@o@”

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  3. kempton says:

    笨豬,

    你怕太快出post? Ha ha.

    P.S. In HK time, it is almost April 15th already.

  4. gwenzilla says:

    this is so funny… actually kinda cute… hehe..

    seriously, 女人三十後真的好易肥架,男人都係啦!right?

  5. […] 其它怕怕分享: 今次出題的 Horace, Kempton, mad dog […]

  6. kempton says:

    Hi gwenzilla,

    Ha ha, Really 肥 is one thing. You see, may be I am “見識小”, but I have yet to see or meet any HK ladies ever claim they are 太瘦 la. Isn’t it strange? :)

    I think it is the societal bad influence of ladies to be on the 瘦 side of weight regardless of health concern.

  7. gwenzilla says:

    it’s true that a lot of girls in HK are too thin and yes, none of them ever say “我太瘦”.

    i have no idea when did that 太瘦 become 靚!但有很多女仔喜歡being boney (骨感)which i find that a very unhealthy look; for guys, they find the boney (骨感) very unattractive, right?

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  9. Joanalist says:

    This one is really interesting! ^0^

  10. hevangel says:

    中庸之道乎﹖

  11. exile from hk says:

    最怕係打中文。又好怕人妒忌我。

    這篇又幾好笑。有心思啊。

  12. kempton says:

    gwenzilla,

    > it’s true that a lot of girls in HK are too thin and yes, none of them ever say “我太瘦”.
    So I am not imagining. :)

    > i have no idea when did that 太瘦 become 靚!
    May be the fashion industry or the “health/exercise” industry. Making money from women or men’s vanity has always been good business.

    > for guys, they find the boney (骨感) very unattractive, right?
    I can’t speak for “guys” in general, but for me, I find anything that encourage unhealthy weight or practice (e.g. botox, etc.) for women as “unattractive”. I find women being easily driven by advertising campaigns or peer pressure quite unappealing. :)

    Joanalist,

    Thanks for your kind words.

    hevangel,

    > 中庸之道乎?
    Hmmm, may be. But then some people fear being in the middle as well.

    exile,

    Thanks for your kind words.

    Did you see the links to the photos as well? I put some effort into selecting the links to the photos.

  13. Haricot says:

    Yes, I saw the pics that you had selected. Many good choices !!!

    Perhaps #14 and #15 should be replaced by photos of “ICBM” and “Minute Man” respectively.

  14. exile from hk says:

    Of course I checked out the photos. That’s why I said 有心思.

  15. kempton says:

    Haricot,

    Glad you like them.

    exile,

    Thanks for noticing “有心思” (he he) and glad you like them.

    I have added two new pic for “十三”和“十四”. See if you like them. See if I am successful in getting you to like “Thirteen” and “十四”?

    I think they are charming. :)

  16. Silver says:

    既然太醜和太漂亮的女孩子都有困擾,我當然樂做後者。 :P
    第3點、第5點也同樣沒有取捨的猶豫,哈哈~

  17. kempton says:

    Silver,

    > 既然太醜和太漂亮的女孩子都有困擾,我當然樂做後者。 :P

    I think Cable will disagree with your assessment of your beauty. :) In Cable’s eyes, you are one of the prettiest ones in the world. :)

    > 第3點、第5點也同樣沒有取捨的猶豫,哈哈

    Ha ha.

  18. Silver says:

    kempton:
    I hope I am, hehe….
    But he has very strict standards for beauty. You can ask him about that. :p

  19. kempton says:

    Silver,

    Ha ha, I don’t think I should put him on the spot like that. I know how he will answer when I wrote my original comment. :)

  20. chilli mom says:

    我發現真係人老到咁上下其實唔會點怕肥架。。。

  21. kempton says:

    chilli mom,

    I think 人老到咁上下 the bodies natural weight tendencies will play a bit of tricks on us.

    To me, I still love food but my control/diet is I will selectively NOT buy something or NOT go to all-you-can-eat buffet as often. But that doesn’t mean I don’t go to buffet, I still do. :) Just less often. :P

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  23. simon lai says:

    太聰明不是”怕”,應該是”感到遺憾”。

    有時感到遺憾是聰明的時候, 說出來收不到了…

  24. kempton says:

    Hi Simon,

    Thanks for sharing.

    Just to be sure, can you explain this a little so I don’t misunderstand what you may have meant?

    > 說出來收不到了…

  25. simon lai says:

    口直心快, 未必人人可接受到 :p

  26. kempton says:

    Simon,

    I see. I guess deciding what, when and how to say things are part of what form our emotional intelligence. :)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_intelligence

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